A Villainous note from the Writer

Hello again Villains. So I’m gonna be perfectly honest with you I forgot I had to do this. Right now it’s 1:45am and I just popped up out of bed and yelled “oh shit!!!” Scared my wife and tripped over the dog. Then I stubbed my toe on a toy that wasn’t  picked up. Got jumped by ninjas I’ve hired to just randomly attack me so I stay sharp. Got to my computer just in time for it to crash. Ran 3 miles down the road to the nearest Internet cafe and immediately remember that I sleep naked. After I talked to the police I was finally able to use my iPod to write something clever for you but you know what? After all that, I’m going back to bed. Till next time evil-doers!

Nathan Gonzales

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