Villain – The Graphic Novel

Greeting Villains! I have to apologize for being a little late but I’m currently running on Asian time, and that makes me late for everything. What’s Asian time you ask? It’s being perpetually late to everything. Always. Your alarm beeps and you wake up five minutes later. You leave at the right time but are still late for work. You leave EARLY for stuff and you still end up 15 minutes late. People have to tell me the start time for any event is 15 minutes earlier than it actually is. My friends and family can attest to all of this. It doesn’t mean I don’t get shit done, I get a ton of shit done, but for some reason the space time continuum has cursed me with Asian time. An Eastern version of bullet time. That’s why this page is a bit late today. It ain’t midnight yet bitches! Thanks for reading and have a great week!