A Villainous note from the Writer

Hello again Villains! It’s time for your bi-monthly check in with your favorite writer man…ME!!! (Pause for crowd applauds) It’s been a crazy couple weeks here at the Villain HQ. I broke out of the cage Shanda keeps me in (deep cut) hopped on our pet kangaroo, Pickles, (deeper cut) and escaped for a few days with the wife and the people she claims are my kids. It was pretty great untilĀ  I was spotted by one of the search drones and escorted back to the HQ. So close to sweet freedom but it’s just like the audio they pipe into my cell says, “That issue is not going to write itself asshole!”….I miss Pickles. Till next time evil-doers!

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