Villain – The Graphic Novel

Hello again Villains! I often sit down to start writing these blogs and quickly realize two things. 1) It’s 1 o’clock in the morning and I fucking forgot to do it. And B) I have NO idea what to write. Now, when it comes to this scene, I don’t really want to speak on it till it’s done, so that leaves me with a major problem. What the fuck I’m I going to write about? My life? The Book as a whole? Why I keep getting angry letters from daytime strippers? Well, after much thought and a lot of deleting, I’ve decided to just do what I do best…Bullshit my way through it. Yes, like much of my life, this blog will be no different. I mean really, it’s practically done. From here it’s just a funny line and a till next time. So, yeah, ok, funny line, thinking…oh got it. Remember Villains, a plum pie is a lot like a daytime stripper, ( the following punchline has been redacted due to complaints). Till next time evil-doers!